DaFuckingBlueBoy

Bon aller, comme je vois que personne se bouge, je vais m’y coller.
Je le fais maintenant parce que j’oublierai forcément d’ici vendredi prochain…

Et puis comme j’ai à peu près autant de choses à dire qu’Albanel au sujet des logiciels libres, vous aurez droit à une chanson:

Last week – I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I jizz right in my pants, every time you’re next to me
And when we’re holding hands, it’s like having sex to me
You say I’m premature , I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it’s a necessity